Sunday, September 2, 2012

Vampire Squid Soup


Ingredients
-One Vampire Squid (Black)
-Chicken Broth
-Blood of Living Enemy
 -Bowl made from Skull of Fallen Enemy

  Directions
Boil live squid and chicken broth in skull. Stir in blood of living enemy, wait for phantom smoke to clear. Ingest with wicked thoughts of opponent. You will be assured good fortune on the battlefield against your opponent.

   While watching Planet Earth or something similar, I saw a vampire squid on TV. It looked pure evil, the kind of evil ancient curses are made of, so I made one with the aforementioned demon squid. Might make more of these with illustrated instructions illustrating Monkey Paws, Evil Eyes, etc.

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